January 2012
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com
2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
December 2011
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
mattycantdraw:
0ctopusssy:
talking about nickelback with my friend(:
is that carol omg
You texted him. He didn't text back.
egyptianprincess:
He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.