May 2013
How to Write an Essay
step 1: open Microsoft word
step 2: cry
my mind says homework
but my heart says internet
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
2treehill:
how do you get a nice body without moving
consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:
fuck
i’m
falling
down
all
these
stairs
Well, at least you don’t live under them.
stop being so overdramatic harry
breakburnandends:
my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir
turtwink:
yabba dabba done with ur shit
fake-mermaid:
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
nyozeka:
i hope my first child is a dragon
‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earlier’
flash 9 is required to suck my dick
instead of getting their period girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month everyone wins
ebuddies:
a series of unfortunate eyebrows
tumbler-teen:
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
encourage:
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
Reblog if you've ever yelled at a book.
the-fandoms-are-cool:
allyson-wonderlnd:
kripke-is-my-king:
professionalcrazyfangirl:
polerin:
cannibalcoalition:
afoxnamedtod:
Are there people who don’t reblog this?
I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.
FUCKING BOOKS.
If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.
I will never trust pink again
relentlessly-chaotic:
how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
this is too accurate
Average person: Watches Disney movie
Average Disney fan: Watches Disney movie, sings the songs, throws in a couple of quotes here and there
ME: WATCES DISNEY MOVIE, RECITES THE ENTIRE SCRIPT, SINGS ALL THE SONGS WITH ALL THEIR VOICES AND EXPRESSIONS, FLAWLWESSLY IMITATES EVERY SINGLE ACTION, REELS OFF A LIST OF TRIVIA ABOUT THE VOICE ACTORS AND ANIMATORS, POINTS OUT MISTAKES AND EASTER EGGS, GIVES A COMPLETE COMMENTARY, KNOWS THE DELETED SCENES, DELVES DEEPER INTO THE MORALS AND MESSAGES OF THE STORIES, CRIES AT THE BEGINNING, CRIES IN THE MIDDLE, CRIES AT THE END.
Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
Me: Math.
mareeps:
still not sure what exactly math is