How to Write an Essay
step 1: open Microsoft word
step 2: cry
my mind says homework but my heart says internet
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
2treehill: how do you get a nice body without moving
consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis: fuck i’m falling down all these stairs Well, at least you don’t live under them. stop being so overdramatic harry
breakburnandends: my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir
turtwink: yabba dabba done with ur shit
fake-mermaid: how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
nyozeka: i hope my first child is a dragon
‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earlier’
flash 9 is required to suck my dick
instead of getting their period girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month everyone wins
ebuddies: a series of unfortunate eyebrows
tumbler-teen: who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
encourage: Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
Reblog if you've ever yelled at a book.
the-fandoms-are-cool: allyson-wonderlnd: kripke-is-my-king: professionalcrazyfangirl: polerin: cannibalcoalition: afoxnamedtod: Are there people who don’t reblog this? I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books. FUCKING BOOKS. If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough. I will never trust pink again
relentlessly-chaotic: how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair this is too accurate
Average person: Watches Disney movie
Average Disney fan: Watches Disney movie, sings the songs, throws in a couple of quotes here and there
ME: WATCES DISNEY MOVIE, RECITES THE ENTIRE SCRIPT, SINGS ALL THE SONGS WITH ALL THEIR VOICES AND EXPRESSIONS, FLAWLWESSLY IMITATES EVERY SINGLE ACTION, REELS OFF A LIST OF TRIVIA ABOUT THE VOICE ACTORS AND ANIMATORS, POINTS OUT MISTAKES AND EASTER EGGS, GIVES A COMPLETE COMMENTARY, KNOWS THE DELETED SCENES, DELVES DEEPER INTO THE MORALS AND MESSAGES OF THE STORIES, CRIES AT THE BEGINNING, CRIES IN THE MIDDLE, CRIES AT THE END.
Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
mareeps: still not sure what exactly math is